Oh my god the op is me. Just the other day I had to fish a full container of 7 later dip from the can recycling bin in the garage and take the empty beer can out of the fridge. Years ago I left my lights on the car at UofA hospital, and when I was done my appointment of course the battery was dead. Couldn't find anyone with charging cables, so I called a tow truck for a boost. Two minutes later someone parked beside me and had cables. Got the car running, slipped on the ice, hit the lock with my elbow. Now the car is running, but locked with the keys inside. Had to call the tow truck back and make sure they could unlock instead.
