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Originally Posted by PepsiFree
At the same time, that’s almost an intentional answer meant to convey how much easier they’re making it for people in that situation. It reads like a bad commercial.
“I’m going to lose my livelihood and my job!”
“Just Transition”
“JUST transition? what do you mean JUST transition? Like it’s so easy!”
“But it is! With the Liberal government’s new Just Transition program, out of work or precariously employed individuals like yourself can retrain with the help of the government! The best part? You can get paid to do it! And in the end you’ll receive an exciting, future-proof career in green energy!”
“Wow, so… all I really have to do IS Just Transition”
“Yup, that’s right! Just Transition. For your family, for the future. Brought to you by the Liberal government.”
/scene
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It just needs a jingle like 1-800-588-2300 Empire TODAY! Just Transition!
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