Grocery shopping amongst all those who drive their shopping carts right in the center of the aisle. Even better are the ones who stop them in the middle and stare at the ingredients of a can of pineapple for 5 minutes (hint...ITS F&@#ING PINEAPPLE!). If these people didn't drive to the store, they must have been on the road at some point to get there. Carts are like cars; drive on one side and stay in your damn lane.
And smoking.
I need a tylenol.
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