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Originally Posted by PowerPlayoffs06
Pants!
Down with bifurcated garmets! For too long have we lived under their cruel reign. End the trouser tyranny and free your lower limbs from the restrictive, cloistering, uncomfortable rule of pants!
Why are men forced to dress to a side when we were meant to be free, like a bird flying over it's eggs? Why are we expected, day after day, to endure the torture of crotched clothing?
No more I say! Throw off your jeans, your cords, and your britches! Unshackle yourself from your shorts, your slacks and your drawers!
Look to that most noble of garments, steeped in tradition and all it's unbifurcated glory: The Kilt!
Be airy an' free! Enjoy the cool summer breeze in a way ye've never known ye could! Feel the glorious sway of yer pleats as ye stride with strong confidence and enjoy the curious glances of the lassies who have but one thing on their mind: What's he got under there?
None of these joys of life shall ye have in yer god forsaken pants! So again I say rise up and grab hold of the comfort and freedom you rightly deserve!
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taken to a more serious context, i DO hate when it's 30+ degrees in the middle of summer, all the males at my workplace still have to wear pants while the women get to wear short skirts (which i have NO problem with, i just wish us men got to enjoy the breeziness as well)