People on the train who stand in front of the doors.
-If you're not getting off, move or risk getting punched in the back of the head.
People on the train who don't take off their back packs and bash into everyone with them.
-Why are you bringing your hiking back pack to work you putz?
People on the train who talk way too loud on their phone.
-Everyone on the train doesn't care about your boring day. And I am sure the person on the other end of the phone doesn't either.
People on the train who listen to their iPod way too loud.
-Spare the world some sympathy and don't punish us by blasting your crappy emo music.
People on the train who lack basic hygiene.
-A shower and deodorant go a long way and that curry, garlic, onion and salami sandwich at lunch was a bad idea. Also don't bring the winter coat to work with you next time in the middle of summer. The heat radiating off of you is melting the paint on the train.
People on the train who talk to me.
-No, you can't have any change.
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