[CaptainCrunch]

So I asked Chat GPT to write a wrestling promo for Hulk Hogan as he takes on Doogie Houser at Madison Square Gardens

This is Hulks promo

"Well, let me tell you something brother, it's time for the Hulkster to come out of retirement and step back into the ring. And there's no one I'd rather face than Doogie Howser.
Now I know what you're thinking, Doogie's just a kid. But let me tell you, he's got heart. He's got determination. And I respect that.
But at Madison Square Garden, in a cage match, there's only room for one Hulk. And that's me, brother.
So Doogie, if you've got the guts, if you think you've got what it takes to step into the ring with me, let's do it. Let's see who's the real Hulk around here.
Let's make it happen, brother. Let's tear the roof off the sucker. Whatcha gonna do when the Hulkster runs wild on you?"

Spoiler!

And Doogie's promo

"Hulk Hogan, the legendary Hulkster. You've been a hero to me since I was a little kid. But now it's time for me to step out of the shadows and into the ring.
I know you're retired, Hogan. But I can't pass up this opportunity. I've been training for this moment my whole life. And I'm ready to take on the best.
So let's do it. Let's meet in the cage at Madison Square Garden. Let's see who's the real Hulk.
I know I'm just a kid, Hogan. But I've got heart. I've got determination. And I won't back down.
So let's make it happen. Let's give the fans what they want. Let's put on a show.
Hogan, I accept your challenge. Whatcha gonna do when Doogie runs wild on you?"

Of course Paul Heyman had to stick his nose into this.

"Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Paul Heyman and I am the advocate for the one and only Hulk Hogan.
And let me tell you, I am thrilled to announce that the Hulkster will be stepping back into the ring for a monumental cage match at Madison Square Garden against a worthy opponent - Doogie Howser.
Now, I know what you're thinking. Doogie's just a kid. But let me tell you, he's got heart. He's got determination. And he's not afraid to step into the ring with the Hulkster.
But let's be real here, folks. When it comes to raw power, when it comes to pure strength and brute force, there's only one man who reigns supreme - and that's the immortal Hulk Hogan.
So mark your calendars, folks. This is a match you don't want to miss. The ultimate showdown between the kid and the legend.
Doogie, if you've got the guts, if you think you've got what it takes to step into the ring with the Hulkster, let's do it. Let's see who's the real Hulk around here.
This is going to be a night to remember. Whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?"

And of course the infamous match

Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Madison Square Gardens for tonight's main event - a steel cage match between Hulk Hogan and Doogie Howser, with Paul Heyman in the corner of the Hulkster. This is sure to be an epic showdown!"
[Hulk Hogan makes his entrance to "Real American" as the crowd goes wild. Doogie Howser enters to a mix of cheers and boos.]
Announcer: "And here we go! The bell rings and both men lock up in the center of the ring. Hogan gets the upper hand and sends Doogie crashing into the cage. But Doogie fights back, delivering a series of quick jabs. Hogan retaliates with a huge bodyslam, but Doogie kicks out at two.
The two men continue to fight back and forth, trading blows and trying to gain the upper hand. But just when it seems like Hogan is starting to get the upper hand, Paul Heyman gets up on the apron and distracts the ref.
Doogie takes advantage of the opportunity and hits Hogan with a low blow. Hogan falls to his knees in pain as Doogie climbs up to the top of the cage. He delivers a massive elbow drop and gets the three count.
Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen, your winner - Doogie Howser! But wait, what's this? Paul Heyman is laughing maniacally as he stands over the fallen Hulkster. It looks like Heyman has betrayed Hogan and helped Doogie win the match!"
[Doogie Howser celebrates in the ring as Paul Heyman gloats over his victory. The crowd boos as Heyman and Doogie leave the ring together.]