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Originally Posted by topfiverecords
This is more of an "I Don't Want to Live on This Planet Anymore" type post but I won't bother bumping that thread.
I'm sitting at my desk at the large window of my second floor home office that faces the street. It's about 10 feet to the sidewalk.
Dufus extraordinaire in his ####ty minivan pulls up in front. Gets out, goes around to the back bumper and stands on the sidewalk. Intends to take a piss right on the middle of the sidewalk but sees me as he's looking around just at the last second so he turns and starts peeing on his back tire instead. Then I knocked on the window mid stream so he felt embarrassed and he walked around to the driver side while keeping the stream going. Dogs at least know to go on the grass or in the bushes.
Across the street is treed greenspace that spans many blocks.
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you got him to whizz on his own ****y mini van
I see that as a win