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Cheese · 12-15-2022, 08:03 AM

https://ew.com/tv/recaps/survivor-43...ap-episode-13/

Did Mike "Gabler" Gabler just win Survivor? Is that something that just happened? Or did I dream it, kind of like that time I dreamed CBS once forced producers to create an entire Gulliver's Travels challenge to promote a terrible new Jack Black movie. People try to mess with me by insisting that really happened, but I know better. No one would actually put that on national television.

And Gabler didn't just WIN Survivor, he almost played a perfect game! He did not have a single vote cast against him all season and then was one vote away from a unanimous victory, winning 7-1-0. GABLER!!!!! To be clear, we're not talking about Jesse. We're talking about GABLER!!!

How did this happen? Instead of LIVIN', did he have a Medallion of Power tattooed on his right ass cheek? Did he employ the services of noted jury whisperer Tata the Bushman to seal the deal? Is the AlliGabler some sort of secret superhero double identity that allows him to not only "hide in plain sight," but to also conjure fire on demand and hypnotize jury members on a whim?

Congrats to surferguy who ordered the double double on Mike Gabler and takes the whole enchilada! A first in CP Survivor history!

So....do we think Mike will live up to his word on donating the whole million bucks?

12-15-2022, 08:03 AM	#176
Cheese Franchise Player Join Date: Mar 2002 Exp:	https://ew.com/tv/recaps/survivor-43...ap-episode-13/ Did Mike "Gabler" Gabler just win Survivor? Is that something that just happened? Or did I dream it, kind of like that time I dreamed CBS once forced producers to create an entire Gulliver's Travels challenge to promote a terrible new Jack Black movie. People try to mess with me by insisting that really happened, but I know better. No one would actually put that on national television. And Gabler didn't just WIN Survivor, he almost played a perfect game! He did not have a single vote cast against him all season and then was one vote away from a unanimous victory, winning 7-1-0. GABLER!!!!! To be clear, we're not talking about Jesse. We're talking about GABLER!!! How did this happen? Instead of LIVIN', did he have a Medallion of Power tattooed on his right ass cheek? Did he employ the services of noted jury whisperer Tata the Bushman to seal the deal? Is the AlliGabler some sort of secret superhero double identity that allows him to not only "hide in plain sight," but to also conjure fire on demand and hypnotize jury members on a whim? Congrats to surferguy who ordered the double double on Mike Gabler and takes the whole enchilada! A first in CP Survivor history! So....do we think Mike will live up to his word on donating the whole million bucks? Last edited by Cheese; 12-15-2022 at 08:05 AM.