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Originally Posted by timun
I don't even know what this Elf-on-the-shelf #### is anyway; it's supposed to be an all-seeing oracle that will rat your kid out for bad behaviour? I thought Santa Claus was already watching us masturbate, what with the knowing when we're sleeping, awake, if we've been bad or good, etc.
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Yeah, it's stupid. It's marketed as "A Christmas Tradition" but the book was first published in 2005:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elf_on_the_Shelf
I'd say if your kids are at the age where they're questioning how Santa can watch every kid in the world, they're probably old enough to hear the truth.