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Originally Posted by The Fisher Account
We started EOTS with our 3 year old this year.
We just explained that it was a new fried of Santa's visiting and that she was here to hear all about the kind/helpful things our daughter had done for her family and friends.
The whole watching her 24/7 and making sure she's not being bad thing seems super sketchy and unappealing.
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I don't even know what this Elf-on-the-shelf #### is anyway; it's supposed to be an all-seeing oracle that will rat your kid out for bad behaviour? I thought Santa Claus was already watching us masturbate, what with the knowing when we're sleeping, awake, if we've been bad or good, etc.