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Pregame Picking Apples with Pops

I’m about 4 bourbons deep, gonna pack a bowl in a minute and have a beer
If you’re looking for a tasty bourbon drink, I call this on “Picking Apples with Pops”
1.5oz Bourbon .75oz triple sec 1.25oz cider .25oz lemon juice 2dashes orange bitters
shake, strain, serve over ice.

oh boy am i excited to watch capitals hockey tonight. cant wait for capitals hockey to begin. i enthusiastically wait for the capitals to play their game tonight.

I have high expectations, as usual.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THE DRUNK BUS IS HERE AND CHRIS IS NOT DRIVING BECAUSE THATS ILLEGAL AND IM ALREADY BUZZED LFG BOIIIIIISSSSSS FIRST GAME IVE BEEN ABLE TO WATCH IN A WEEK

Drunk chris has started draining beers on all goals. Drunk chris is sad chris

I know that feel bro

#### I love having goalies again

Kuemper looking good.

frenzy of chances. how do none of those go in? robbed and cursed

We cannot finish to save our life

Bro we can’t keep the puck in their zone for #### tonight what the ####

Spaghetti, Penne, Tylerfoli

TOFOLLI SOUNDS LIKE A DELICIOUS DESSERT

could be itallian. sounds like it has a leaf in it somewhere as a garnish

Ugly #### and I hope Toffoli is okay but the timing makes it obvious to me that he was still upset about the Kadri thing. Caps' fault as well for not keeping the crease clear.

I always feel bad for these players being interviewed, huffing, puffing and sweating, and having to answer silly questions.

Ruzicka to Goalman

welp. miro makes his khl debut tomorrow!

Another catch-up situation.

This team is a dumpster fire...much like the hfboards website. Hey bro...please disable the ad blocker...

Hey does anyone know if it's important to have defensemen in hockey

I think you're right, better not to make any big changes at this time of the year. Our system calls for at max 3 healthy defensemen and I think we'd better stick to it.

Conor McNuggets

Sheary!!! Free McNuggets!!

We getting nuggies tomorrow baby.

Is that the first McNugget Minute goal of the year???

NUGGETS WOOOOOOOO

What the actual nuggets

NUGGETS! (Though I can’t get them in Utah- I’ll pay full price for that goal! )

I know. But that’s OK by me, not really a fan of McNuggets. Also, not free, but an extra with a min $1 purchase.

Oh my god, nuggets at last???? It's been so long

I wouldn't eat those things if they were free.

...I kinda wanna make a crowdfund for free nuggies for the out of area fans

I would humbly accept nuggies that my wife would steal

Bread Snipes

Damn, beautiful shot.

I guess that’s what the ability to finish looks like

If you play down to your opponent you are a bad team

Rosie all Alone

WTF was John Carlson doing on that third goal, he's pinching up on the wrong side of the ice and Ruzicka takes the space he vacated for an easy goal against our backup. Holy ####, his galaxy brain plays make me want to throw my tv out the door.

I'd rather let a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear than watch another capitals hockey game

oh dear god

That looked offsides to me, surprised there's no challenge.

Awful.

Imagine all that and no one was in front of the net.
Fire that Forsythe ####.

i tuned out. enjoy the rest of the game fellas

The Caps are just a really bad team with a ####ty GM who ####ed Ovi’s career.
Edit - GM has ####ed up the last years of Ovi’s career

Eat Bread #2

I step away for 10 ####ing minutes… WHAT THE ####?!

And right off the bat we give up a 2v1

Kadri ####ing sucks. Dirty mother####er.

Really need to consider another HC at this point. Defense is laughable (can't wait until Orlov returns). Only some players showing up certain nights. Scoring is few and far between. No consistency in general. Gonna need a major shakeup sooner than later

Awful period. Ovi, buddy - we also wish you had 2008 moves left too. But stop turning it over 1 on 3.

Kuzy - just dogging it out there. Eller no idea what he’s doing out there.

This team is not good. That is pretty much it.

We were getting shutdown way too often. They had way too many odd man rushes. Bad night.

56 & 74 are incredible on defense. Incredibly bad.

Lindholm steering it home

That’s enough for me, thanks.

this is a comedy at this point

LMFAOOOO

C'mon, Protas. I thought he was supposed to be a big tough guy. He got just got cancelled with a minor junior league check. He doesn't score, he doesn't hit...much. What does he do, again?

Trade Jojo and Mantha for a bag of pucks, they're not good enough.
Refs including Wes McCauley have been ####.
Bedard time imo.

Well gg flames. Jokes on you next year when we play against you and we have Bedard

Retro Glory

Just popping in to say the Flames horsey jerseys are way better than these. These remind me of NASCAR for some reason.

The Flames black Blasty jerseys are actually ####ing awesome. Like what an aggressive jersey, I love it.

####ing caps cost me my parley. Picked under 6.5 Why pull the goalie that late when down for nothing.

Does Lucic ever raise the puck anymore? I feel like he always shoots five hole, but the way he shoots it makes me wonder whether he can even do it.

Toffoli elbow.

Sounds like a calgary type of play.

It's weird watching the Flames without Gaudreau and Tkachuk. They really were the identity of that team. Reminds me of the Oilers after Smyth left.

Flames needed to injure the Caps goalie to score 4 goals. That is like 8 goals for them.

Kadri was pointless in the last 7 games lol. The great Nazem. 100 pt pace man lol. He will get 50 some. Kadri has 1 assist in his last EIGHT games

Jonathan Poutinerneau, Softerneau, etc is a ghost again

God I hope that franchise just nosedives quickly.