Out shopping and find myself in a store looking at Jerseys and notice they have a rack of 90% off jerseys at the back, it's as expected mostly Oilers, Vancouver, Toronto and some Carolina.
As I'm looking at the clearance Jerseys and thinking to myself how much these teams have in common with UPS, you know unreliable, never deliver, I notice a lady and her young son take a Carolina jersey off the rack.
Now I don't usually just randomly talk to people but I felt it was important to let her know that all the Jerseys on this rack, Oilers, Canucks, Leafs, Hurricanes these were all clearly choking hazards.
She was very appreciative of the warning and went to put the jersey back but I explained that they are still worth buying just not for your son, so I told her about how I bought one and put it on my shopvac and wow does it ever suck hard now.
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