11-19-2022, 01:12 PM
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#1851
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wins 10 internets
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: slightly to the left
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
Spoiler tags to protect the people that don't like what I write.
Spoiler!
Dodanna - "Gentlemen we have the plans to the Death Star, we're going to take a dozen fighters, and go up against hundreds of Tie Fighters, and gun emplacements, have them fly down a trench, and fire a torpedo into a hole no bigger then a toilet seat. Its our only chance, and we're going to need a miracle to pull it off, and probably even a bunch of Jedi's couldn't make it happen, and if it fails the Rebellion dies"
Random Pilot - "Hey why not just bring in a couple of Mon Cal cruisers, put a pilot of the bridge, lead them b%%tches with space dynamite, point then at the death star and pull the hyperspace thingy levels and bimidy bam no more death start".
Dodanna - "Well um"
Derk Jerkliter pilot - "Yeah and get some of them engineering b%tches to mount a hyperdrive on missiles, I mean we can do it with fighters, and we can launch them at Star Destroyers"
Next scene show the deathstar blowing up with the Rebels sitting on the beach drinking space Pina Coladas.
Star Wars ANH - The JJ Abrahms cut coming soon.
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Why even spend the insane amount of resources to build a death star? Just stick a hyperdrive on an asteroid and bam, planet killer. Rian Johnson really is the worst thing to happen to the Star Wars universe
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