11-14-2022, 11:05 PM
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#169
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Franchise Player
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Around the League Report
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Hubey’s 200th
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of course Huberdeau scores
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roy and durzi standing around staring at a netfront play? never seen that before........
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Markstrom almost went full Petersen. Then of course the guy they say is struggling in the pregame scores on us.
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Huberdeau always scores vs the Kings. It's insane
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Stop me if you've heard this one before, but we've allowed the first goal of the game in under 5 shots on net.
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Saved the first shot on goal, that's usually a good sign
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Just leave the slot wide open. What could go wrong?
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Of course the Kings are gonna be the team to get Huberdeau going again, horrible coverage there
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Old Boss-man & Friends
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Always a tough game on the road. I expect Calgary to pick it up soon since Sutter isn't near his usual shelf life.
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Lucic, Toff, Lewis, and Sutter.
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So many of our old pals in this game. Sutter, Toffoli, Lucic, and Lewis. Always a fun reunion.
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Trevor Moore hatty incoming
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I would let Trevor Moore do surgery on me
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Is it weird, now that Tkachuk's gone, I don't particularly hate the Flames?
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I f***en hate the Flames even without the POS traded away. Just win I don't care how ugly.
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Imagine going in the corner for a puck retrieval and you look over your shoulder and see Lucic’s Neanderthal ass coming behind you at full speed
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Mangiapane ties it up
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That second goal is gonna be a dang it. Everyone decided to stop playing defense with the puck bouncing right through the slot.
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I’d take a bag of used pucks for Edler at this point
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####ing Edler. A pylon out there.
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Edler finally fell off the cliff this season
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####. Really needed to clear that rebound, that #### bites us in the ass a lot.
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f*** off man. Fiala forgetting the puck right there
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Jesus Fiala, how many times are you going to fumble the puck in your own zone?
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that's on fiala for sure but holy #### where is durzi looking and where is roy going?
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Ritchie Rich
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Didn’t know you could take out the goalie while the puck is still sliding in
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3 goals on 7 shots. #### my life
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Typical Quick start. At least two of them are 100% on our defense. Probably all 3. This team hates Quickie. Always have.
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Is allowing 3 goals on 7 shots considered bad?
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Fiala could’ve done better there I feel
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Good lord how did we #### that defensive sequence up so badly?
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You're asking how we, the Kings, ####ed up a defensive sequence? Atrocious defense is like our whole deal.
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Yeah this was basically par for the course. Fail to clear + defensive breakdown right in front of Quick = goal against
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forget defense anyway. That ####s for losers
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It’s going to be a no defense night I guess
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This game has all the feels of a 7-4 loss. We were obviously not prepared defensively, which has been the case more often than not this season.
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Top Titty Tyler Foli
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I've never seen Toffoli score such a nonchalant goal before
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We are not a good team tonight. This is what will happen if we make the playoffs with our current style of play.
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For every 1 good game, Durzi has 2-3 bad ones. Two goals have resulted because of him pinching.
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Bad defense but Quick getting stroked like crazy right now. Dudes just letting everything in right now. No big saves and bad defense. Brutal game.
Tmac SO GOOD
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Quick getting left to dry
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We need to calm the f*** down. Jesus Christ pulled together guys
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Another game where the opponent capitalizes on every single mistake the kings make
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what the f*** was that Edler
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Mr Ed needs to go to the glue factory
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at least help your goalie ffs
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Defensive issues or not, 2 on 1s are going to happen and the goalie can't be that far out of his crease challenging the shooter. Any pass is a wide open net for the shooter.
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Yeah. Quicks positioning was pure dog#### on the play.. that's on Quick, I think he got a bit too excited..
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Roy was in no man’s land there. Durzi has a habit of taking himself out of a play.
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Lindholm with the PPG
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WHAAAT THEEEE FFFFFUUUU......
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Ok, I’m gonna call it a night. I know these Kings can come back from this, but I’m in too good a mood to watch them not. They scored twice when I wasn’t looking and all the Flames goals have been while I was watching so call me a little stitious, good luck y’all, I’m gonna watch Breaking Bad
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Quick is getting f***ed gently with a chainsaw by his own teammates but let’s blame him.
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Pull Quick. Not his fault, but pull him.
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#### me in the Forum parking lot
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Edler nowhere to be seen . Oh my god look at him! Dudes near the blue line oh my god what the f*** man
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Man, I hope kings trade for a defenseman or two. Don’t get me wrong, forwards have made some sloppy and lazy plays, but it feels like the defense has plagued the kings all year.
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Oh Durzi. Turnover and let your man out muscle you. Brutal.
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Durzi carried the puck into trouble. It should never have come to that. Refs get in the way...you just gotta deal with it
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Ruzicka’s Game Winner
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Cut them some slack. It's hard to remember you have to play defense and offense at the same time in the NHL. Most of our skaters just want to go brrrrr and forget they have to backcheck and clear pucks. Totally understandable.
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Bro Edler sucks so ####ing bad it's actually criminal. Lock this mfer up for crimes against basic defensive structure.
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If there is a game that will make me hate Tmac even more than I already do, it's having his team this utterly unprepared against a Darryl f******* Sutter coached team. Makes me feel reassured about the decision to jettison our only Stanley cup winning coach for this clown.
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Edler falling down after running into the net is one of the funniest hockey moments I've ever seen
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What the f*** is going on? Where was the LD?
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whooo boy
roy/durzi really been a f***in disaster tonight
durzi pinching every chance he gets when clearly the instruction during the timeout was to dump and chase, roy with... that.
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If only the kings didn’t let the flames score so many 2-1s :eyeroll:
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Entertaining hockey gets you new fans & a .500 record. Good hockey gets you to the playoffs.
We are not a good hockey team right now.
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By god. That chance Kopi had in the dying minute, goes in like 90% of the time. We definitely deserved a point from that game, and I still can’t believe Markstrom saved that. ####.
We could be watching OT rn if it wasn’t for Marky smh
#### game defensively, but don’t care to comment on why or what because everybody watched that #### Lmfao. GG flames. We will pick it back up next game. Watch us come out swinging
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Well folks, not that it hasn't been fun, but I'm gonna do something else. Years of Darryl Sutter 2-1 hockey haven't prepared me for blow outs in this new era.
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Think im just gonna go back to watching clown porn
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Oh I didn't know the Oilers played today
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This is quite the score fest.
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LA looks terrible defensively. I think they gave up 10 Grade A chances in the second period alone.
Watch them shut us out next.
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They got exposed defensively and especially on the transition.
Oilers shouldnt have a problem generating chances if their forwards show up to play hockey.
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Huberdeau is like, I'm leaving if we don't start playing like I did in Florida
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Sutter about to have a stroke.
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I am watching this Flames LA game and thinking the Oilers are not quite as bad as I thought they were defensively.
This game is goaltending and defense optional.
DO NOT PICK THE UNDER!
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Cassie and Hrudey know a thing or two about polishing turds in Calgary, if that’s ever a concern
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4 on 9 is not a great look.
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5 on 11 isn’t better. Chasing Campbells stats
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Good thing the Kings are laying an egg in this one so that they are motivated to be sharp for our game.
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Well at least this game is likely to end in regulation.
I'm sure Quick will transform into prime Jonathan Quick just in time for our game Wednesday.
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Every King has at least one goal against.
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