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Originally Posted by Erick Estrada
Ha ha ha. Would anyone be shocked if a masked person attacked Campbell rendering him unable to play and Mike Smith makes a miraculous recovery from his fake injuries?
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Campbell’s police report: “I didn’t recognize him but he had long stringy hair and he smelled like his clothes hadn’t been washed since last years playoffs. He gave me the stink eye as he said ‘I play just like the third defence man.’ He kept his hands on his groins but I just didn’t have enough confidence to outrun him.”