[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by #-3

Then Apple will build the iMicrowave without a popcorn button, and people will go to the apple store asking why there isn't a popcorn button, and the "genius" will tell you it could have a popcorn button, but that's not how apple believes people should be using mircrowaves. Then someone will discover that if you hit the unlabeled button on the screen it is actually a popcorn button, at which time they will force an update onto the microwaves software rendering all buttons other than the +1minute button useless and calling it a vintage microwave, so that they can release a new version that doesn't have the bug of giving people what they want.