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Old 04-13-2007, 12:20 AM   #4
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I was just at Flamescentral watching the game and during the second intermission Strachen announces a special guest; Dave from LA.

So this guy gets on stage with just about the worst pair of girls pants I have ever seen and the crowd wonders whotf is this clown. Turns out to be David Lee Roth. Well he drops a few F bombs, insults Calgary while insulting Vancouver, mentions that he was just in Vancouver about 12 times and says that he is going to be playing Flamescentral soon and will be drinking all of our beer and f'ing all our women. The crowd was silent the whole time.

He goes to walk off stage and there is a guy standing there who reaches out and David Lee Roth hands him the mic thinking he worked at FC. The guy takes the mic and asks the whole bar of 2,000 people "Who thinks this guy is gay" He got lots of cheering. It was so damn funny.

No wonder he got booted from Van Halen.

Dude had no bodyguards, no girls around him nothing. No one gave a crap about him. I think it's time to stop performing Mr. Roth. I can't believe the organization invited this ###### bag for the first playoff game for FC.

Had it not been a business crowd, there would have been beer bottles flying
Hahaha I was in the Wildfire Grill, had no idea who that ######bag was either 'til my buddy told me. for the record the guy with the mic asked "Who thinks this guy's a homo".

Strap-on was brutal, but he redeemed himself when he gave away the last prize, when he gave the answer to the question "Who in your opinion is the worst ref in the NHL?" Guy on stage didn't clue in though and just kept saying "McGoo" without the preceeding F-bomb, brutal
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