Detroit & Chicago: "Stripes? Are stripes retro?"
Winnipeg: "What if red wasn't?"
Edmonton: "Hey, Winnipeg, if you're not using it, can we have that red dye? Uh oh, red is like Calgary... hey, Leon, come over here, we need to add some 'yellow' to this red dye to make it orange."
Buffalo, Boston, Nashville, Pittsburgh, the Islanders: "Hey, remember that logo we used to have that everyone made fun of for years until we finally got rid of it? What if we brought that back?"
Calgary & Tampa: "Hey, remember that jersey we used to have that everyone made fun of for years until we finally got rid of it? What if we brought that back?"
Toronto: "Remember the last time how everyone hated ours because it didn't look exactly like every other jersey we've ever worn with a minor difference in the stripe pattern? ... Let's make sure we don't make that mistake again."
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