[81MC]

Does everything need to be so damn bright and loud? It’s a coffee machine clock, it doesn’t need to light up the far side of the kitchen while simultaneously blinding anyone trying to, you know, use the coffee machine. Open up the fridge, instantly blinded by 100,000 lumens aimed squarely at your retina. Wtf? You’re a fridge…I don’t need to X-ray my lettuce please. Can’t even look out my window without the street lamps burning a hole in the back of my skull. All while some doofus locking his car two blocks away echos throughout the neighbourhood and the beepbeepbeep of some power hatched SUV in the garage 18 houses down adds to the assault of the senses every morning and night.