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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
I bet the Oilers could make a tidy profit selling Pepto Bismol.
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Or a "Jersey to Ice Delivery Service" so fans don't have to leave their seat, and even people in the nosebleeds can have their jersey delivered straight onto the ice service.
"Here's $50. I'd like this thrown exactly between the blue line and faceoff circle on this side of the ice. Also, I need at least one arm outstretched and both the name and number on the back fully visible to everyone. Wait, here's another $50... toss my son's too so it lands just a little to the right of mine, but with the crest facing up so everyone can see both of them clearly."