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Gene Principe and propaganda minister Bob 24 x 7 for $120 per year. Obviously shows like love island called “Katz’s couch” and “waiver wire survivor” will get airtime too. There will be a medical show hosted, produced, and starring Mavi called “McDavid’s miracles”, as well as a home decorating show called “colours of Connor”. “Legal Leon” will document how Draisaitl’s on ice transgressions are actually for the benefit of society. “For tier 1 fans only” will be leadership lessons from Kevin lowe. “Video for dummies” will be a limited series where Staples shows people how to turn their TVs on; it’s limited because staples doesn’t have any other insight to provide. “Dress for success” will be hosted by gene principe in various costumes. Guest stars will bring their own sartorial style to the show; sweatpants and good shoes never looked so great! “Pounding water with Bobby” will be an investigative series/game show with bob nicholson where guests will be forced to drink water from around Edmonton, but with some additional flavour treats added! You won’t want to miss this as guests try to determine what is in the water! “Capping with Keith” has the lesser Gretzky showing how to manage your personal finances like he managed the salary cap. It’s true! We’ve managed to get the friendly giant and mr dressup back on the air for “coaching with Woody” where a hand controlled mannequin presents coaching strategies. Bet you can’t tell the difference when the real coach steps in! Finally, “plumbing the depths with Ken” will empower subscribers with a special show where part time GM/plumber demonstrates how to go up and down like a toilet seat.