Hey, the Oilers are playing the Canucks tonight!
Oilers #1 center: Connor McDavid
Canucks #1 center: Sheldon Dries
Oilers #2 center: Leon Draisaitl
Canucks #2 center: Nils Aman
Oilers #1 d-man: Darnell Nurse
Canucks #1 d-man: Christian Wolanin
Oilers #2 d-man: Evan Bouchard
Canucks #2 d-man: Kyle Burroughs
Good lord, the Oilers must be destroying them!
... Nope, it's tied.
Well the game must have just started then.
... Nope, it's more than halfway over.
Well, the Oilers must be outshooting them by a ton.
... Nope, the Canucks have more shots.
Well, Thatcher Demko must be stealing the game anyway.
... Nope, the Canucks have started Colin Delia.
Well... E=NG.
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