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Originally Posted by Fuzz
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Mayor Nenshi on taking a canoe on the bow during the 2013 flood:
“I can’t believe I actually have to say this, but I’m going to say it. The river is closed. You cannot boat on the river.
I have a large number of nouns that I can use to describe the people I saw in a canoe on the Bow River today. I am not allowed to use any of them. I can tell you, however, that I have been told that despite the state of local emergency, I’m not allowed to invoke the Darwin law.”