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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
E=NG is not a unit of incremental measurement.
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It is if you're using Planck units.
For those who may not know, Planck units are a system of measurements based on the fundamental constants of the universe. Since E=NG is a fundamental constant of the universe, you can use it to measure no-goodness on the cosmic scale.
The measuring unit derived from E=NG is called the mullet. It is generally agreed that the micromullet is the largest unit of no-goodness suitable for everyday use. The average CP flamewar measures 5 micromullets. Donald Trump's comb-over is about 300 micromullets. The war in Ukraine is so no-good that it registers at several thousand micromullets.
As no-goodness approaches the limit of 1 mullet, women develop bruises on their legs, sewer gas belches into the atmosphere, and even the ground itself subsides towards the earth's core in embarrassment.
And then, of course, people start cheering for the Oilers.