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Originally posted by Lombo18+Dec 26 2004, 01:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lombo18 @ Dec 26 2004, 01:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Looger@Dec 23 2004, 02:04 PM
<insert "good riddance" newfie joke here>
their economy seems to be picking up, aquaculture and offshore oil mean that the st. john's u-haul franchise will finally get some trucks back.
it'd be a shame to lose them now, someone's got to help us pay for quebec. if newfoundland left and quebec left, where would we get the strippers we need?
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whoa whoa whoa! I got a newfie joke!
Okay there is this newfie working at a factory in newfoundland, when he cuts off his fingers on a bandsaw. He goes to the doctor and says, " Doc, I cut off my fingers working at the factory," the doc replies " Why didnt you bring me the fingers? with all the technology we have these days I could have sewn them back on!" The newfie replies " Well how the **** was I supposed to pick them up!"
Okay, it may not be the best joke, but its the only newfie joke I know. Lol [/b][/quote]
being a Caper I know them all
Did you hear how the Cape Bretoners won the war between Cape Breton and Newfoundland? The Newfs would throw granades across the Gulf of St Lawerence, then the Capers would pull their pins and throw them back (booooo)
A Torontonian, a Montrealer, and a Newf all went over the the Holy Land for Christmas. When they got there they went to a bar and saw a lonely man drinking just a glass of water at one of the tables. They asked if they could join him. After a bit of talking the lonely man said to the Canunks, you folks are the finest on earth... do you realize who I am? The trio looked at each other and shook their heads. The man replied "I'm Jesus and I can sure whatever is wrong with you buy touching you." Amazed the three just looked in shock. The Torontonian said "I haven't been able to walk without a limp since I was 15." The man touched his leg, and was suddenly healed, he was able to do jumping jacks, and run around the bar. The Montrealer said "I've had a nasty caugh, and haven't been able to breathe properly because of my smoking." Jesus put his hands on the Montrealers chest, and the Montrealer then took a nice deep breath, able to breathe as if no toxins let alone smoke ever got into his lungs. Then Jesus went to the Newf, at that moment the Newf stood up threw a chair at the savoir and said.....
GET AWAY FROM ME YOU ######ing bas**rd, SON OF A BITCH! I'M ON COMENSATION!!!
I'll post some more later