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Originally posted by Looger@Dec 23 2004, 02:04 PM
<insert "good riddance" newfie joke here>
their economy seems to be picking up, aquaculture and offshore oil mean that the st. john's u-haul franchise will finally get some trucks back.
it'd be a shame to lose them now, someone's got to help us pay for quebec. if newfoundland left and quebec left, where would we get the strippers we need?
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whoa whoa whoa! I got a newfie joke!
Okay there is this newfie working at a factory in newfoundland, when he cuts off his fingers on a bandsaw. He goes to the doctor and says, " Doc, I cut off my fingers working at the factory," the doc replies " Why didnt you bring me the fingers? with all the technology we have these days I could have sewn them back on!" The newfie replies " Well how the **** was I supposed to pick them up!"
Okay, it may not be the best joke, but its the only newfie joke I know. Lol