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Originally Posted by Locke
1. I have no idea WTF this even is.
2. Screw that! Just plagiarize the hell out of it! They've had 100 years of exclusivity, just go to town!
"Now Galadriel can fly. What're you going to do about it? Dwarves smell like Cinnamon Buns. Fight me!"
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Turin is a crazy ass story of a guy who’s family is cursed by Morgoth (OG dark lord) and he gets into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans including accidentally murdering his best friend, having his parents brutally dying, unknowingly has sex with his sister and kills a dragon, you know, that old chestnut.
Beren and Luthien are a love story of a man and elf and he sacrifices all to win the Lady. Loses his hand in the process. But wins a Silmarillion.