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Originally Posted by Sr. Mints
And you get to do it all over again at the end. Just wait till you have to plan and then pay for a funeral. Only I'm not sure how you could download that onto your 'guests.' I'm sure someone's found a way.
Just like weddings, minutia doesn't even begin to cover the pompous pedantry you'll be tasked to deal with. And every vulture is trying to sell you or upsell you on the most ridiculous nonsense imaginable while exploiting your grief - like upgraded brass handles on the casket that's going to be stuck in a thousand degree oven after the ceremony.
Just toss me in the hospital dumpster and convert all of my assets to low denomination banknotes and throw them into the wind during the Stampede Parade to cause chaos like in '89 Batman to give back to society. Troutman? Write that down.
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