[CaptainCrunch]

I can just imagine the meeting after the LJ was made and they bought back JJ

JJ - "So he killed off the main villain like a punk?"

Frightened executives - "Yes sir"

JJ - "And he said Rae's parents were alcholic bums who sold her into child slavery"

FE - "Yes . . . yes he did"

JJ - "And he had Luke drinking alien cow milk"

FE - "Yup, any ideas on a sequel to this"

JJ - "We'll we need a major piece of fanservice to apologize to the fans who are pissed about the movie. And really I ripped off TFA from a New Hope, so I was reading this comic book series called Dark Empire where they bought Palpatine back from the dead as a clone as a major piece of fan service, so lets steal that"