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McG · 08-30-2022, 08:05 PM

I’m going to need some genetic testing.

Can the person:

get and recover from 22 different concurrent illnesses?
shoot hoops with an 8 foot ceiling?
do 50 crossovers around a face off circle?
wear sweatpants and make it look like a suit?
display zero personality in a zero personality house?
Let’s go -believable?
Repair previously unrepairable ligaments and concurrently host a tv show documenting this miracle?
Grab an opponent’s stick and fall down?

These are mcdavid traits.

Only then is it a mcdavid.

08-30-2022, 08:05 PM	#786
McG Franchise Player Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Rebiggling, Alberta Exp:	I’m going to need some genetic testing. Can the person: get and recover from 22 different concurrent illnesses? shoot hoops with an 8 foot ceiling? do 50 crossovers around a face off circle? wear sweatpants and make it look like a suit? display zero personality in a zero personality house? Let’s go -believable? Repair previously unrepairable ligaments and concurrently host a tv show documenting this miracle? Grab an opponent’s stick and fall down? These are mcdavid traits. Only then is it a mcdavid. __________________ Franchise > Team > Player Future historians will celebrate June 24, 2024 as the date when the timeline corrected itself.