Hmmm, some tips to up the entertainment value:
-One of you needs to threaten to beat the other up. It could be subtle and internet-like by saying something to the effect of "I dare you to say that to my face..." Don't forget the ellipsis, let it hang in the air
-Not nearly enough bad spelling or grammar. Throw everything you know about 'their,' 'there,' and 'they're' out the window
-Always assume wrongly on purpose. I think that's what people on Twitter must do. It has to be. Total random stuff out of left field like "I expect nothing less from a Belgian" or "That's easy to say when you were born with a silver spoon up your arse"
-Never underestimate the power of the threat of a threat of a lawsuit
-Go for the username and avatar. People are proud of their online visage, some have spent years, decades cultivating their identity as represented through their handle or avatar. Tear 'em apart
-Remember, physical wounds heal. However, emotional scars can last a lifetime
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