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SebC · 08-22-2022, 07:56 PM

Snot Horse
Snot Horse
Snot Horse
Snot Horse

In shops across the nation
The thoroughbred of ire.
Distasteful abrogation
of the C of fire

It fails evaluation
a terrible attire
a heinous face, a booger source
and flags would make it worse of course

Snot Horse
Snot Horse
Snot Horse
It’s bad

National league of hockey
is watching so beware
the grade that you receive
will be an F, we swear

So make the snot horse defunct
or he’ll make us despair

You’re sweatered up,
There’s no recourse.
You’re wearing black now.
Signed, Snot Horse.

Spoiler!

08-22-2022, 07:56 PM	#106
SebC tromboner Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: where the lattes are Exp:	Snot Horse Snot Horse Snot Horse Snot Horse In shops across the nation The thoroughbred of ire. Distasteful abrogation of the C of fire It fails evaluation a terrible attire a heinous face, a booger source and flags would make it worse of course Snot Horse Snot Horse Snot Horse It’s bad National league of hockey is watching so beware the grade that you receive will be an F, we swear So make the snot horse defunct or he’ll make us despair You’re sweatered up, There’s no recourse. You’re wearing black now. Signed, Snot Horse. Spoiler! For those who aren't hearing the melody in their heads: YouTube Video __________________ "You can't swing a cat on the internet without hitting a goaltender apologist."