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Originally Posted by transplant99
Can't wait to read Staples spin on this one....likely will have him being super duper awesome and earning a contract and then go on to score 39 goals because.....well........OILERZ are awesome and everything.
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It will go something like…
“Remember when gagner lit it up like a superstar? Contemplate that level of goalscoring talent and the experience of being on teams without perennial 300 point players Draisatl and McDavid, with the benefit of a $9.25 million defenseman. Now imagine him with those players!
My take:
1. Gagner could be that player
2. Oilers wouldn’t sign him if they didn’t feel the same.
3. I love McDavid’s girlfriend
4. My video analysis says that Oilers didn’t have gagner on their team last year.
5. Bob Stauffer on oilers now agrees that gagner wasn’t on the team last year.
6. You can drink out of urinals if they look like hand washing stations
7. I haven’t attended a hockey game in person for 30 years.
Conclusion? Oilers didn’t have gagner last year, and now they do. This is exactly the smooth move of one k Lowe, who isn’t that far away from the oilers!”
Please note the quotation marks!