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Originally Posted by AltaGuy
I just got my haircut at a seedy-looking barbershop by my new place. I love seedy barbershops, usually. Sat down, saw lots of Canadian flags. Uh oh, I thought, alarm bells going off in my head. Should I make a break for it? Still, could be a proud new Canadian: guy had a thick accent. But then I looked closer. The convoy stickers. The antivax stickers. Then I saw the 5G stickers, the chemtrail stickers, a fk Trudeau sticker and a George Soros sticker. My brain was reeling from all of this conspiracy paraphernalia, and it was too late: the bib was being fastened. I still thought about making a run for it.
To make matters worse, it was a slow, methodical haircut. Every bit of questioning on my part was met by.... "You have to do the research." I heard about 5G and dead birds in Greece, and an awful lot about "them". Every time I asked who "they" were, I got the response: "Exactly! Who are they?"
It's getting weird out there.
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I’m in Greece right now, but I haven’t seen any dead birds.
Maybe Kefalonia is the wrong part.