The entire Gaudreau situation is like a microcosm of society.
Johnny is a likeable but gullible human and his Wife is clearly a Lizard-person whispering machinations of the destruction of society in his ear.
Or wait! Maybe thats the explanation! Maybe his wife is the hero in all of this, she wanted to stay in Calgary but Johnny is a Lizard-Man and his poor wife is now too deeply embroiled in their plans for World Domination to have stopped him!
Johnny and the Lizard-Men orchestrated his exit from Calgary to Columbus because they want to sow anarchy at the sporting foundations of the NHL because they know only Canada stands in their way toward true World Domination!
Or none of that is true and we have no idea why anyone does anything because people are nuts. But thats way less fun.
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