Love and Thunder was awful. Beyond awful. So awful I'm not sure if it deserves a 2000 word breakdown of its awfulness or if its better left unsaid because it was unspeakably bad.
Easily the worst Marvel movie ever made and Nadal Fan was right, Morbius was way better.
They have turned Thor into an idiotic mimbo, taking his one liners from previous movies and turning it into his whole character. They ruined Gor, making it two classic Thor villains they've butchered now, along with Malekith.
The entire movie felt like one of those bad 00s parody movies that they don't make anymore because they were such garbage. The script was trash, every joke fell flat, almost every scene was cringe worthy. They've made a mockery out of Thor, his villains, supporting characters. Chris Hemsworth deserves every Razzie for worst actor but it wasn't entirely his fault, that script was so bad he didn't have much to work with. That awkward smiling delivery he gives line after line after line was painful to watch.
The movie had no discernible plot. Gor got like 5 minutes of screentime, they ruined his character and motivation. He had no actual evil plan except one throwaway line about some stupid previously unmentioned magical mcguffin.
The tone would shift from scene to scene, even line to line, occasionally showing glimpses of a real movie when we saw Gor but the glimpses were all too brief and we'd soon return to the shockingly bad awkward comedy.
For the sake of spoilers I won't say much abut Jane except they ruined everything to do with her character and her struggles to the point it was borderline offensive.
A total piece of trash. Whatever magic Kevin Feige was able to conjure during the first 3 phases has vanished without a trace. This is the kind of trash you can't come back from when everything is part of a shared universe. At least DC has the chance to continually wipe the slate clean when they put out trash movies.
Last edited by Cecil Terwilliger; 07-25-2022 at 03:34 PM.
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