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Old 07-13-2022, 05:56 PM   #401
Jay Random
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Originally Posted by FanIn80 View Post
Well the reports did say his decision wasn't about money... lol
If his decision wasn't about money, then it certainly wasn't about the money he got on his last contract.

It feels like he's been taking business advice from Wile E. Coyote.

Step 1: Blow yourself up with dynamite. (Walking out on Calgary negotiations)
Step 2: Fall off a cliff. (Bungling the attempt to sign with a team near home)
Step 3: Wait for a boulder to fall on your head. (Signing in Columbus for $15 million less than he could have got initially)
Step 4: Uh… profit? No, scratch step 4.

I don't know what the market price of roadrunners is, but I bet you can buy a lot of them for 15 mil.
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