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Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda
Morning news shows will have to start airing a local mass shootings segment after traffic and weather so people can plan their commute accordingly
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"It may take you a bit longer to get to work this morning, there's a 60% chance of rain, and a 75% chance of a sniper on the turnpike, so break out the umbrellas and bulletproof vests today. We'll be back after the break with sports."