The question comes out, yeah, Dog's can absolutely be gross, they eat poop, can stink. fire out room clearing farts and not take responsibility for it. Drool like an insane asylum inmate.
But, unlike Cats, Dogs are an open book, you know when they love you, you know their emotions. They hide nothing.
Meanwhile Cats, For every hour they're not sleeping, they're plotting your death. if they had evolved a proper thumb, you'd be tasking the pillow in the middle of the night. Sure Cats show affection, when they want something. They have a low opinion of their master's IQ and survivability. They're not bringing you that dead bird or rat because they love you and want to show you with a gift. They think you . . . human are too stupid to survive on your own.
Cat's may be clean to a fault, they feel an overwhelming need to poop in the same spot. But like most villains its because they're OCD. If they could turn on a tap they'd spend 20 hours a day washing their paws while staring in your mirror and wondering where they can buy a cheap sniper rifle so they can kill you.
Dog's might be gross, but at least you can trust them.
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