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Originally Posted by Sliver
Humans who shower every day? Wash their clothes? Wash their sheets? Don't eat their feces off the ground? Relieve themselves into toilets and then bidet their backsides? Brush their teeth? Don't shove their noses into each other's buttholes as a standard greeting? Don't walk around drooling onto furniture and the floor? Don't walk in dirt, urine and feces in their bare feet and then walk into a house? Don't barf wherever they happen to be sitting regardless of whether or not it's on carpet/furniture/etc.? Don't eat said barf off the ground?
Not sure who you hang around with, but the humans I spend time with aren't nearly as nasty as dogs.
Almost forget, humans also don't release anus smells from their butthole glands and then walk around fanning it for others to inhale. Next time you see a dog wagging its tail, run the fata away from it unless you want those ####### germs flying into your respiratory system.
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I dunno, I once witnessed a human take off a greasy old ball cap in a theatre, pour popcorn into it, eat the popcorn, then put it back on his head. So YMMV. I didn't witness him eating his feces off the ground though, but I can't say for certain he wouldn't have done that.