[TorqueDog]

Originally Posted by Matata

"I want my life to revolve around some little creature that cant even go to the bathroom on its own. Then dedicate all my leisure time to it, only for it to still end up massively neglected and nuerotic. Then after 10-15 years, it wiil die and i'll mostly forget about it 2 years later"
- Dog Owners

"There is a non-zero chance that my useless spawn will come back to live in my basement and leech off of me after I think I'm finally rid of them and I am 100% okay with that."
- Parents

Originally Posted by troutman

Are Dogs Smarter Than Cats? Science Has an Answer
A team of researchers counted the number of neurons in dog and cat brains and found one had twice as many as the other.

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/a...ence-study-spd

https://www.newsweek.com/are-cats-sm...havior-1604083

Any cat owner knows that 'Big Feline' somehow managed to commission that study so we'll underestimate them as they take over our homes, lives, and force us to live under their rule... all the while thinking it was our idea.

Originally Posted by Ashasx

ever take a look at the bottom of your white socks after walking around a dog house for 5 minutes? Jesus christ

This is clearly a 'you' problem for wearing white socks in the first place.