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Originally Posted by Sliver
Are you joking around with me?
Dogs are filthy. You didn't know that? I'll let you know how you can tell...they piss and #### all over your yard and sometimes in your house. They puke in your house. They shed their fur and skin flakes and oils everywhere they go. They eat ####. They don't brush their teeth after, either. They walk in piss-soaked properties then walk in your house and on your furniture. They waft their anus scent everywhere they go. They drool and slobber on stuff. They get progressively less clean every second of every day between baths that you have to give them and nobody baths their dog as often as necessary for it to be clean, which I would peg at once a day if not more often than that.
So, no, it isn't in my head that they're dirty animals. It's an indisputable and objective fact.
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As others have mentioned, this could easily describe babies and toddlers. Sure dogs are gross, but so are kids… and lots of adults. We’re just conditioned to accept the grossness of humans.
“Want to hold the baby?” Hell no!!! Stinky, drooling snot and diarrhea bombs that leave slug trails on everything they touch. Then they become toddlers that are more mobile versions of the same thing. I’ll take dog gross over kid gross any day. And this is coming from a guy that just had to clean up dog diarrhea after mom fed them too many treats at our Canada day barbecue.