These pedal pub things are the ultimate in cringe man. Y’all think motorcycles are annoying, try spending time on 9th Ave where these clownshow things operate up and down, a never ending loop of clownshoe patrons wiling to bang around and belt out Bon Jovi like they’re having OHMYGODBESTTIMEEVERZZ.
Your ####ing tackier than ####, go away. But nope, they move at 5 km/h, tying up traffic and being obnoxious for all eternity. It’s so contrived it’s nauseating; endlessly vying for the attention of everyone around, on repeat over and over and over. Get off the ####ing road, shut the hell up and drink your beer like an adult.
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No, no…I’m not sloppy, or lazy. This is a sign of the boredom.
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