[Cecil Terwilliger]

Having just driven on 7 hours on the highway today, I believe the following people need to be killed asap.

Speed matchers - those who speed up to match speed when being passed. Not only should they be killed but we should laugh at them for their small penises. That’s what it is. Small penis syndrome.

Passing lane speeders - no, not the people who drive fast to pass. The guys, usually with campers/trailers, who drive 95 in a 100 zone holding us all up then do 140 in the passing zone. Once again, small penis syndrome attacks. I actually saw a guy weaving between lanes to avoid letting another guy by him today. It was crazy dangerous. Thankfully it was in my rear view mirror.

Anyone who doesn’t use cruise control - why the #### are you passing me 2 minutes after I passed you and then slowing down again? Your failed genetics need to be removed from the gene pool. Immediately.


This is not on the road but when discussing a trip. The “I make it there faster than you” guy. No matter how long of a drive you say a drive is, this ######bag WILL claim that it’s 30 mins to 1 hour less. The worst is when you get two of these #######s together and they continually one up each other about how long a drive it is until eventually you’re travelling back in time on your drive.