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Old 06-27-2022, 04:47 PM   #3708
Regular_John
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Originally Posted by surferguy View Post
I purchased a medium sized monkey and taught it how to stab with a fork. He rides in my front basket and then I leash him to the bike while I’m at Safeway. The downside is that he only eats pre-peeled mandarins. It’s tedious and a bit expensive to feed it but my bike hasn’t been stolen so I guess I’ve reached my objective.
This a great info! Although I have to ask, did you consider using a smaller monkey that might eat less? Or perhaps if you equipped the monkey with both a fork AND a knife it could peel the mandarins on it’s own? Safe to assume your bringing in the monkey inside on cold nights a long with the battery?
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