[CaptainCrunch]

What woman look for in a guy

1) Money
2) Car
3) Money
4) Looks
5) Shares in Microsoft
6) Money
7) Hung like a horse
8) Money
9) Is willing to change baby
10) Left arm bigger then the right one for moving all of her friends and taking the garbage out
11) Friend with low self esteem to take her best friend horse faced Eileen out on a blind date
12) Chiseled abs
13) The ability to cook and clean and keep the chocolates stocked up so she can watch her stories
14) Fashion blindness (No baby you look positively svelte in those jeans, and I do think green Lycra makes you look even a tinsey bit skinnier
15) After 6 months of dating, the sex drive of a rock
16) Yes dear, no dear, whatever you say dear
17) Money
18) A guy with the ability to be judged on every single thing he's ever done in his life without the desire to fire it back in her face
19) An outstanding collection of CD's that she can keep when they breakup
20) Must like cute lacy drink holders and kittens