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Originally Posted by djsFlames
For real. What a strange obscure character to center a movie saga around..
It doesn't even appear to center around the beasts which I thought was going to be the whole appeal to children. It just got bored with its own original thing and went into milking the udders of the HP franchise instead.
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You know what children really want from their Harry Potter movies?
Hannibal Lecter slitting the throat of a cute baby deer like creature so he can see the future and thus kick off the plot of the film.
In a sane world, the plot of the movie would be “protect the magic seer deer”.
There wouldn’t be anything about Dumbledore making a Shakespearean death pact with Voldemort 1.0 because “they were in love”, because that’s a ####ing crackers thing to put in a movie who’s core appeal is cute, cuddly, kooky animals.