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Old 06-18-2022, 05:50 PM   #298
Fuzz
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Originally Posted by Sliver View Post
Totally. It's so basic and vanilla. Only people that like it are those chicks with long stringy grey hair who don't wear any make-up and drive 15-year-old base model VW Golfs. And have too much clutter and too many knick-knacks in their house. They've sort of tidied up a bit before you come over, but only by cleaning around the little messes everywhere. Then you always step on a crum and it gets imbedded in your sock. They offer you some water, but the ice stinks and there's a floaty in the cup.
My god, how did you do that? You described to a T my friend's mom growing up. The hair, VW(they had a van back then), the 'artist', clutter, and suspect refreshments. Unreal.
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