Birds….. #### you!
Last year I get my first haskap crop and they eat it all the morning before I wake up to pick ‘em.
This year I’m ready. I buy bird nets. Pain to work with but saved my haskaps. My peach tree has peaches for the first time, and I just thinned it down to about 20 total. Little tiny hard balls right now, no where near ready for consumption by any mammal. Bought the net for it last night. Go out to set it up this morning and almost all of my peaches are gone. Maybe 3 left…
You ####ing pieces of ####. You do know that you’re the chicken #### species right? Had to evolve wings because you couldn’t handle all the crazy #### happening down here on land, in the real world. We all think you’re pathetic. Cowards.
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