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Old 06-06-2022, 05:06 PM   #1792
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Originally Posted by nik- View Post
Little known fact: If you tell your insurance company you have two or more pitbulls, they automatically add coverage for your collection of TapOut shirts.
But if you tell them you have pit bulls your life insurance premiums go up because they'll automatically assume you're a smoker, too.
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